Lap Dance

Capping off the year, we have the final instalment of Murmurs: Innocence. For our final piece, a story that you might find relatable - if not in context then at least in content.

Jonathan Zagrodnik

Jonathan Zagrodnik is a theatre writer, musician, photographer and self proclaimed beer enthusiast. After graduating from the Theatre Program at York University he returned to the mystical land of even more school to study broadcasting at Durham College. When not in school he is writing reviews for The Theatre Reader or melting his few remaining brain cells in front of the television. He enjoys long walks on the beach and sunsets.


Jesse Donato

Jesse Donato is a graduate of Humber College's Comedy Program, and has performed at Yuk-Yuk's and Absolute Comedy. Jesse is currently enrolled in the Second City's Longform Conservatory program.


Robbie Grant

Robbie Grant is an actor, improviser, and baker in Toronto.  He studied philosophy and drama at UofT, while leading UofT's improv team UofT Improv.  He has acted in or directed many small plays and pieces, and is currently enrolled in the Longform Conservatory at Second City, as well as the Ensemble Studio Series at Bad Dog Comedy Theatre.

Lap Dance

Written by: Jonathan Zagrodnik

Performed by: Jesse Donato (Micheal), Robbie Grant (Daniel), Brianna Roberts (Chrystal)

Directed & Edited by: Ross Hammond 

© House of Rebels Theatre, 2015.

Additional sounds downloaded from Sounds were procured and altered under the Creative Commons License.

Links to the music used in this piece can be found here and here.